Pale Gurls who RULE my PALE world

Here is a list of my FAVORITE pale gurls and why they RULE my PALE world.

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Ani DiFranco.I doubt Ani frequents the tanning beds or spends hours out sun-bathing. Her schedule is filled with more important things like running her own record label, being a mom and writing the most innovative and provactive songs of my generation.

Hilary Clinton.Love her or hate her, Hilary Clinton came closer than any other woman in history to the United States Presidency. She is a strong, assertive, and successful woman who proves that the time is coming for a woman in the White House. Hilary is a pale gurl and we don’t think she minds it. It really hasn’t seemed to hold her back.

Isla Fisher. She’s cute, cool, crazy, totally hilarious, married to Borat and PALE. Isla proves that pretty is pale. She’s a great actress whose UV-challenged skin makes her a member of the Pale Gurl’s Club.

One of the BEST representations of pale done right is that of Burlesque star Dita Von Teese…she works the her paleness like no other.

Dita knows the importance of shade and SPF.

Dita learned the error of her ways early in life when she went from a light haired tan gurl to a dark haired pale gurl. Major improvement!

Pale skin is in!

A group of extremely beautiful pale ladies (from left to right: Zoe Deschanel, Bryce Dallas Howard and Liv Tyler).  Being pale has lots of perks, just ask these ladies.

It can get you kissed by Spiderman

It can transform you into an Elf Princess.

It can take you on a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Pale is in!

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Shirley Manson: How could I forget about Shirley. She proves that pale is sexy, talented and rocks out on the regular!

Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst: Every time I see a pic of Kirsten there is some snide comment about the paleness of her skin. Kirsten should be proud to rock a pair of shorts with a pair of super pale legs. Why do we have to hate on her skin tone? At least she’s not orange or sunbathing for skin cancer. Her skin is beautiful. PALE POWER!

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Michelle Trachtenberg – This Gossip Girl may appear ghostly to some technical tanners, but she actually has ideal skin. She is Paleutiful!

XOXO,

Pale Gurl

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Gwen Stefani

Isn’t she just a L.A.M.B.?

Beautiful, talented, awesome, cool and PALE.

 

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